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Katie

Katie is one of the nicest people you’ll meet, but also one of the strangest. Katie likes to make everything weird, including innocent comments. She likes to think that she’s thick, which no shade, but she is not. She also likes many guys who are total no-lifers, and strives to get her Snapchat and Instagram clouted by the end of summer, however, she’s probably not gonna be successful with that.

That’s Katie, she’s nice, but don’t get too attached.

by itsjesuschrist569 May 1, 2019

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Noah

Noah is not an intellect. He is probably the stupidest person you'll ever meet. He sucks at soccer and likes the piece of garbage that is Bayern Munich and supports Robert Lewandowski. Absolutely bonkers. Anyways. Noah is sort of a comedian. Most of the time, he makes people laugh, but only because those people must be bored out of their minds. Noah also is rich because he goes on a cruise each year. However, only lame kids go on a cruise. Last year, a girl named Emily went to space. He'll never be as cool as that Emily though. Noah also doesn't want to admit that he is gay and likes these 5 kids named Ayden, Carson, Zuriel, Trent, and Kevin. Overall he's an average dude, but kinda sucks.

Dang it. Noah's here. He's a buzzkill and ruins EVERYTHING. He's good at clash though.

by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019


Noah

Noah likes to be extremely annoying, and he can sometimes be a pain in the a** (sry for profanity) he doesn't realize that he likes Ayden M. and wishes to be with him, but the only good thing he does is make situations funny

God dang, Noah's here. He's going to make everything worse

by itsjesuschrist569 April 11, 2019


Hannah

Hannah is probably one of the nicest yet meanest people you’ll meet. You think she’s joking when she says she’ll kick your a** but she will actually leave you on the ground injured. She also thinks she’s cool but clearly just needs to keep that to herself and vent to her friends. She also has some good taste in music. Lacks some though

There’s Hannah. She will end you if you talk bad about her.

by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019

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Joseph

Joseph is one of the most tryhard kids you’ll ever meet. He goes tryhard the most in soccer, which makes no difference since he’s clearly horrible at it. He sends streaks with mirror pictures which is okay, but should stop. He also likes Barcelona, which isn’t a trash team, but mostly is. Messi is a great soccer player, but Ronaldo is superior in many shapes and forms.

LOOK IT’S JOSEPH. HE’S HANGING OUT WITH NOAH ALLMOND AND PLAYING SOCCER. wHat a sUrpRisE

by itsjesuschrist569 May 1, 2019

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Camilla

Camilla is a pretty cool person. Again like most people I know, bad at soccer. Wait, horrible. You know Alana dos Santos Aveiro, Cristiano Ronaldo’s inexperienced 1 year old? Better than Camilla. Camilla also has a very bad Instagram page, tryhard at its finest. If you see a Camilla, say hi to be nice, then run away.

Camilla is chill, but she’s a tad weird

by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019


Kevin

Someone who is very Asian. He often likes to buy shoes every week because he's rich. He shoots not so cool and everyone says he isn't good at shooting. e likes being Sam's sidekick too. So yeah he is actually Asian way too much and Asians shouldn't play basketball.

Eww, Kevin is with sam again and I saw that coming.

by itsjesuschrist569 May 1, 2019