fuckling

the person who made a pickup line about Magnetism and was corrected by their friend explaining the entire recent history of the Earth's magnetic field.

p1: "We're just like magnets--you're north, im south"
p2: "And you're the most attractive"
p3: *explains earth's most recent magnetic field changes*
p2: ...
p3: "You fuckling."

gacha life

the app underage minors use to create sexual content and/or scenes using chibi anime characters.

lea: i play gacha li--
kyle: gacha life? are you a pervert or something
lea: wha-

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furry

a person who dresses in an animal-like fursuit to look like an anthropomorphic animal
these people are usually made fun of by the internet

Liam: "Mark, I'm a furry"
Mark: "oh ok"

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can'nt

when you really can't, and don't wanna give a reason.
Or, you just misspelled "Can't"

"Hey, ya wanna go to the party this weekend?"
"Nah, sorry."
"Awhh, why not?"
"Can'nt."

1qazxsw23edcvfr45tgbnhy67ujnmki89ol,.;p0

when you're so so bored you decide it'll be a good idea to type in a zig-zag like formation on the qwerty layout keyboard only to find this definition and maybe some weird-ass obscure YouTube videos

person: "1qazxsw23edcvfr45tgbnhy67ujnmki89ol,.;p0"
google: what the fuck

Deuscide

to kill a god

just in case we find out how

person: "Hey, I found out how we can kill a god!"
Other person: "Like... commit deuscide?"
person: "Yeah"