dark dirty keyboard

It's a dance related to the song "My Boo" you move your arms in the same motion playing a keyboard. But you have to be located in a dark corner with a dirty look.

"Wow she's goooood I wish I could dark dirty keyboard that good"

dyslexic cuddler

Someone who doesn’t know the appropriate positions at appropriate times, or someone that has no fucking idea how to cuddle.

“Adam get up you fat fuck, we aren’t spooning on the floor you dyslexic cuddler!”