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a failure. The extension to "failure face" is rooted in the school of thought that adding "face" to something makes it stronger or more convincing. See penisface & dickface.
The person who invented this saying is a failure face.
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The immediately preceding statement is false and was told to mislead.
I really miss that show Blossom ... SIKE!
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it is incorrect to use "this" when not followed by a noun or participle.
in the example below we see the confusion that can be caused when "this" is left hanging. in the correct sentence, we see that the reader now knows not only that a dildo is frequently stuck up their asses, but we now know which dildo, "this dildo".
Wrong: It seems that many people who post on urbandictionary are 13 years old, have anywhere from 3 - 7 pubic hairs, and often stick this up their ass.
Right: It seems that many people who post on urbandictionary are 13 years old, have anywhere from 3 - 7 pubic hairs, and often stick this dildo up their ass.
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how you feel after having sex for an extended period of time.
Lady friend: god, that was amazing. wanna do it again?
You: we were just at it for 2 and a half hours. i'm all boned out.
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the rule that every driver on earth believes that anyone driving slower than they are is an idiot and those driving faster must be assholes.
Look at this idiot driving 50. Holy shit! Did you see that asshole?!?
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the value assigned to such purchases as aviator glasses, large styrofoam hands, rubber mallots, large styrofoam cowboy hats, and anything on the racks at the front of k-mart.
I didn't really have much money, but i saw these Citizen Kane action figures by the register and said "what the hell".
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