Cat

/kat/ noun.

small domesticated animals with four furry legs and a tail. Meows often and can be dickheads but also cuddly. but this is not limited to walrusses, kangafuckingroos, foxes, chinchillas, and raccooons. Anything with whiskers is a cat.

*at the beach*
John: "Did you see that thing over there?"

Bob: "Is that a dolphin???"

John: "No its a seal, the water cat."

Bob:"Oh shoot you right."