Ella

Usually a brunette who (as soon as you meet them) turns into a parasite and will never leave you alone, feeding off your mental state deteriorating as she is so annoying and draining. She may be sighted with a huge spot above her mouth, the signature mark of their reptoid status.

Adam : Quick! Turn around
Izzy : Why

Ella : *Before Izzy is able to turn around* hey im following you to the cinema without an invite as i need to protect you from EbOy AdAM

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Reptoid

A type of reptilian that can morph into any animal and shape shift. They are the most advanced species and run all of the earth. An example of a reptoid is the English Queen whomst will snatch little kids (e.g Maddie McCann)using her lizard tongue. Other evidence proving she is a reptoid is that her name is Lizzy which is similar to Lizard. Hilary Clinton is also speculated to be part of the Reptoid Roster hence why she has many weird moments due to her being in the wrong habitat and conditions.

Example 1:
Human 1: OH MY LOOK ITS LIZZY THE REPTOID COMING FOR YOU!
Human 2: *Runs*
Queen : *Shoots out lizards tongue and slurps up the human in a single gulp*

Example 2:
Hitler : Oh my it appears someone is coming in
Hitler + The Queen : *Morph into human state from current lizard status*

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