fancy dangler

-Trashed to the point of mass destruction, where one's gait is severely altered by huge amounts of alcohal consumption

-Often results in a sway or stagger in one's walk. seriously sloppy steps.

"I was doing some serious fancy dangling last night after that tequila run!"

"Man, that girl was fucked! She put on her fancy dangler shoes to roll out of the bar last night"