Canada's History

a very foul sex act ... where a man uses maple syrup as lube to fuck a moose in the ass while the female sex partner (wearing a gretzky jersey and has a hockey stick in her ass) is using the antlers of the live moose as a dildo... this will most likely cause a bloody mess that will be caught by the stanley cup itself... AND this is all done as a mountie is jerking off until he cums into the stanley cup and when it is all said and done the mountie will drink from the stanley cup

"Yooo i was checking out a video wit canada's history and your mom starred in it"

"Really??? im gonna have to check it out... i didnt know i was canadian"

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