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the state of having sauce covered fingers during the consumption of chicken wings
"i can't text right now, i've got wingers"
"dude, i need a napkin for my wingers"
"i have to type with my pinkies cause of my wingers"
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Your barfday is the date you most recently threw up. e.g., I threw up January 11th, 2024 so that is my barfday. If i get to 1/11/2025 without throwing up again i get to celebrate my first barfday! You may have many first barfdays throughout your life, but eventually you may find yourself celebrating your 20th barfday, or even more!
Tomorrow is my 6th barfday! What a stupid night that was, i should've eaten something first.
A barfday reset is any event when you throw up, vomit, barf, puke, etc. You've expelled your stomach contents, you now have a new barfday.
I was hoping to celebrate my barfday next Thursday, but last night I had the grossest barfday reset ever. Chowder, EVERYWHERE.
My 5yr old son just reset his barfday this morning, I'm going to have to work from home today.