An extremely overweight person wearing extremely tight clothing resulting in the the bulges of fatness to burst out like a cooked sausage.
That sausage is fresh off the grill. (a sausage that just turned 18)
5👍 5👎
When a male puts his balls into a cup of water licks he/she's asshole and sticks a fork in a socket.
Man I can't believe the power went out when we fizzled last night.
42👍 40👎