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Less offensive than shit, more offensive than poop.
(In front of parents) "I just stepped in dog crap!
408π 196π
someone who says they're not gay, but every time they wrestle with men, they try to get some nut feels
Alex is at it again, will his furkness ever end?
7π 18π
your penis; derived from the language Jag
"I got my cackled sucked last night."
22π 95π
a large penis when deemed attractive by a woman
Wow! His dick is a real pantie wetter; I got soaked just looking at his thick 7-incher said Jane.
29π 15π
a variation on the missionary position. The naked, erect male roughly removes her underpants and lays her on the ground or bed; quickly with his hands he places the woman's legs over man's shoulders and mounts her without foreplay. This allows the deepest penetration of all. (The man is likely to find this very stimulating, and get some good orgasms, but he needs to be respectful and considerate of his partner's needs. She may just find vaginal thrusting too painful and stimulating, and need him to back off a little if he gets too excited.)
I had Croatian sex with Mary last night,it's a very satisfying position for both partners if they are flexible enough. This morning she complained with a smile that she was sore.
391π 132π