mercy mission

going out in response to a booty call from a fat woman

"I'm on a mercy mission, Fat Wanda just gave me a booty call, she's so horny she can't sleep, and needs some relief in the form of an injection from me."

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kko

the final evolutionary stage of the kkorney.

Darwin chart:
kkorney -> kkorney182 -> kko182 -> kko

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box social

A social get-together that involved the auctioning off of boxed lunches prepared by the women. A potential sweetheart might let her man of choice know how she had decorated the box she prepared so that he would try harder to be the one to successfully buy it at auction. This was a way for young women to show off their meal-making skills. He who bought the lunch would share the meal with the one who prepared it.

My grandparents met this way; my grandmother was Amish and my Scottish grandfather paid a HUGE price to purchase her box lunch.

Violet decorated her box lunch with daisies so that Milton would know which one to bid on at the box social.

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cleavage

the visible gap between a woman's breasts. Zero gap preferred, 1/2" is interesting, 3" is boring, 5" is too much.

I like to casually look down the front of Jessica's blouse to view her cleavage

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rudder slut

the less-pretty woman you take sailing with you. You keep her in the cockpit to tend the rudder. Her tits aren't nice enuff for her to be a deck bunny.

When the sun went down the rudder slut and I fucked outdoors in the cockpit.

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Trunks

50s bathingsuit expression (male).....sure beats a Speedo

We grabbed our trunks and headed off to the beach.

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ear pull

the act of pulling someone's ear.

My girlfriend gave me an hard ear pull for the fun of it.

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