horn dog

(noun): feeling very horny.

I'm a horn dawg today.

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boner loaf

One that is so gay, they are not just a slice, but the whole loaf of boner.

Biff: Ryan was running around in gym class naked again.

Todd: What a fucking boner loaf.

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basketball booty

a female that has an ass that looks like 2 basketballs are stuffed into the back of her pants.

Azalea down at HOME DEPOT sure has got basketball booty.

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gnar

A term skiers often us to describe the snow type.

WOW that powder was gnar.

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Woobsie Darling

Will-John Boyce's given name.

Will's mum:'bubye woobsie darling!'

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My Nose Itches

when you are about to kiss a fool

My nose itched before I kissed him. I shud have kept my pants on, now I have 4 kids by him. He's a loser father too.

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Plate

A pound of marijuana.

Buyer: aye you got that?
Dealer: what you need?
Buyer: lemme get a plate

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