shoot

(verb) to ejaculate

Every time that I manage to get Nancii's underpants off, I shoot before I can get into her.

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unit

male penis and scrotum, or female mound/vulva/labia/vagina

When she turned him down he pulled out his unit and began waving it around her face.

When I decided to surprise fuck him, I shaved my unit the night before. He said it was the best vaginal sex he'd ever had.

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Marbizzle

A term meaning it is Marlboro time

"I just won 15 games of Halo in a row! MARBIZZLE TIZZLE!"

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donkey kick

Takes place at HER place, never yours.
Get the female to strip naked without you so much as touching or kissing her.
She gets on her hands and knees, lowers her head to the ground (or bed).
Mount the female from behind. Oh, with your clothes on.
Condom is optional, if she makes you wear one, just before you come you pull out and slip it off (lube helps), then re-enter her for a few more strokes.
Pull out, quietly gob (spit) on her ass so she thinks you came.
Then she starts to turn around, jack off in her face, see pearl necklace
Put it away, zip up, and leave without looking at her or saying anything.

(If you did use a condom to the end, pull it off so it drips on her ass, and discard it on her carpet.)

I was the one whose turn it was to fall on the grenade so I went home with the sealfuck, did her donkey kick style, and left right after. I could hear her crying as the door closed behind me.

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foul

The filthiest of the filthy. Foul refers to the smell of a filthy bitch / slut / skank-ass slut / or filth-a-ka-bob. This is the nastiest of the nasty of reeks.

Shut your legs, you're making this room smell foul you slut!

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Priametry

The business of measuring one's penis with a ruler or tape-measure.

German and other central european penis's can be measured with a 6" ruler as they average 5.3" long (measured on the top surface while erect) but Irish penis's require a 12" ruler as they are typically 6-1/2" or longer.

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box wine

Stereotypical drink of whites as coined by Dave Chappelle on his show "Chapelle's Show".

(in white mans voice)"Box of whine... Puts me right out..."

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