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kneeling missionary

male-female sex position in which the man kneels for the missionary position. This variation allows the woman's clitoris to receive the attention it deserves. The man can pull the woman onto his penis by placing his hands on her thighs, and she can raise her legs in the most comfortable way - even up onto his shoulders if she wishes (see Croatian sex ). The man can see himself going in and out of her vagina, which can be an incredible turn-on, and he can caress and stroke his partner's body and perhaps play with her anus as well if they wish. A good position for intimate connection, but somewhat of a strain for the woman if it goes on for too long. A pillow under her buttocks may help.

I gave her the kneeling missionary act last night.

by jAkE March 24, 2004

13πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Jookoo

ejaculating while leaving a shit on a womans Chest

Get down on your knees and I'll Jookoo on you

by jAkE April 1, 2005

8πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


orig

for something to be original

my shoes are orig or i have orig shoes

by jAkE February 4, 2005

15πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Bureaucrash

Bureaucrash is a 501c3 non-profit foundation dedicated to fighting the increase of government control over our lives. Our international network of pro-freedom activists works to change the political ideology of our generation through creative activism. While most youth politics supports the growth of the already bloated government bureaucracy, we fight for personal freedom, free trade and limited government.

Bureaucrash is an international network of activists of all political persuasions who believe that bloated, sprawling governments and the bureaucrats and politicians who control them ought to be mocked. Mercilessly.

Why? Because when governments grow, our freedom to live our lives as we see fit shrinks. Every time a new law is passed, some bureaucrat squirreled away in a cubicle somewhere gets more power to make decisions for us. And because the vast majority of people have no idea of the lives and freedoms crushed every time the governmentҀ™s power grows.

We believe that, only by spreading information about this absurd arrangement can the sprawling bureaucracy be leashed and our fundamental freedoms restored.

Real rebels don't support centralized government authority. Join the resistance!

by jAkE August 10, 2004

12πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


bloody

something that makes you shake you head in disgust; derived from the language Jag.

"That fuckin dude is bloody over there."

by jAkE January 11, 2005

4πŸ‘ 55πŸ‘Ž


hammer

The final and best trick in a skateboarders video part.

"Keep watching, wait until you see his hammer"

by jAkE May 9, 2005

3πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Rocking The Cradle

where two males, do doggy style in the bed, while shaking the bed violently.

Austin, i heard u were rocking the cradle with ur dad last night

by jAkE August 7, 2004

49πŸ‘ 165πŸ‘Ž