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poke

What my mom tells me not to be doing to any girls at the age of 15.

"Now Jake don't go around poking any girls"

by jAkE May 3, 2004

2090πŸ‘ 680πŸ‘Ž


harch

eating an excessive amount of food

"I need to harch the fuck out of it."

by jAkE January 7, 2005

7πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Toiletpaper Noose

This word/phrase was formed as a sort of joke but really seems to have more meening.

A Toiletpaper Noose is a sort of empty threat. Like acting sad or saying "I'm going to kill myself" just for attention.

It's sad and moronic.

"Look at how sad he just got. He's just going to make a Toiletpaper Noose."

or "He's just Making a Toiletpaper Noose"

by jAkE June 17, 2004

9πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


fistula

a fistula is any type of necrotic hole from one thing to another on the body. Like a bladder to anal fistula, or vaginal to anal. Each more disgusting than the last.

Jesus, that guy had a fistula so bad, that whenever he tried to have sex, he shat out his dick.

by jAkE April 21, 2004

75πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


magic wand

the Hitachi Magic Wand is a clitoral stimulation vibrator that plugs in (no batteries, good for the environment, and you won't run out of power at the critical moment !)Mentioned on "Sex in the City" and known as "The Cadillac of Vibrators", this is perhaps the world's most popular vibrator.Its strong vibration makes it an unfailing friend in masturbation, and its symmetrical shape makes it a natural for partnered, face-to-face fun.For women who are looking for their first orgasm, the electric vibrations will awaken a slumbering clitoris very effectively. The Wand provides strong, steady stimulation.It's a must for postmenopausal women who are beginning to lose interest in sex.Two speeds, spongy head (about the size of a tennis ball)
Size: 12" long, the head is 2 1/2" in diameter.

After a 12-hr shift she liked to crawl into a warm bed with her magic wand resting on her snatch.

by jAkE February 27, 2004

148πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž


rig bag

someone who is constantly bitching about something; derived from the language Jag

"Quite being a damn rig bag all the time you little douche."

by jAkE January 10, 2005


prong

(noun) penis, cock, whang

We're friends with benefits , she comes over once a week and sits on my prong while I finger her clit.

by jAkE March 25, 2004

26πŸ‘ 71πŸ‘Ž