im high as a motherfucker

im really,really,really stoned eg i have been smokin lots of weed and am felling the affects strongly

john sed"im high as a motherfucker"

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shit tickler

Any person that enjoys, but is not limited to, constantly fingering the anus of others.

John: Fucking ew dude, did you hear what tom did to all the other guys at marv's sleepover?

Zach: Yeah dude. what a fuckin shit tickler.

John: I bet that twisted bastards' fingers smell.

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frugly

A devastating combination of fatness and uglyness

damn! u frugly DAMN shes ugly and fat !

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Clown Face

The act of busting around a girls mouth and punching her in the face as to give her a white mouth and a red nose.

Gave that ho a clown face!

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Helicockter

The act of swinging person A's erection around in a circle, repeatedly smacking person B in the face.

Little Jonny stole two cokies from the jar before dinner, honey. I had no other choice than to give him the helicopter. It's the only way he listens.

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roli

scummy, dirty, filthy, anythign that has to do with not being clean

hes as dirty as roli

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slug face

Richard Booth

Man, look at Booth's eyebrows!

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