time in a bottle

When your husband/wife forces you to wear diapers and when you do something they dissaprove of they spank you many times.

Husband: "Honey where my dinner at?"
Wife: "I didn't have time to make it"
Husband: "you'll be getting some time in a bottle tonight"

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blog

noun: contraction for "web log", a type of online diary

verb: to post diary or journal entries to a web log

Did you read what Michelle blogged on livejournal.com?

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person

any animal who has 46 chromosomes, and is built on our human genome.

"Screwing anyone who isn't human is beastiality."

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Fuh shigadels

to say something "for sure"

ohhh fuh shigadels!

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the shitty andy lewis

a homoerotic lap dance where andy tipton lewis leaves a shit streak down a guys shirt.

i went to the gay bar and got the shitty andy lewis.

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Neek

A cross between a Nerd and a Geek.

Jon from big brother is a neek.

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Scrappy

Someone quiet but tough and wild n crazy

That kid scrappy from harlem aint nothin to mess with.

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