liddy smile

Tag written everyware on busses and bus stops in Kitchener/Waterloo/Cambridge by a happy chick named Lydia who loves beer. gorgeous girl.
if found email jayme.at.netflash.dot.net

liddy smile =)

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purplemonkeydishwasher

A word that makes you stupid for looking up and completely does not have any purpose what so ever.

DREW: I am so bored
JARON: PURPLEMONKEYDISHWASHER!!!

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nab

to steal somethning

hey, fucker, nab me one of those shirts.

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Urban Chat

A new part of Urban dictionary's website where you can chat with others online

Let's chat after school

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coke slut

an individual - most often a skanky woman - who engages in sexual acts in exchange for crack or powder cocaine

That fucking coke slut tried to steal my wallet, so I punched her in the nose.

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fuck beads

of the vagina
small white jewels worn around the labia after the act of coitus with an unsheathed man.
sperm hanging from pubes.

"look at what Lord Harvey gave me" exclaimed veronica upon her return. she crossed the drawing room to where i was sitting and lifted her dress to reveal a string of fuck beads gracefully draped around her minge.

from 'sense and cunt-jewelery' jane austin

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donkey penis

The Penis of Chachi

He's a donkey

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