Up the wrongun

Anal sex. From 'up the wrong one' in reference to the anus as opposed to the vagina.

She takes it up the wrong'in

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atheist

Individuals who feel they are too intelligent to accept the concept of God.

"Hello darling, I am an atheist"

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heres your sign

brought to us by bill engvall. people should where a sign sying that they are stupid so you wouldnt rely on them.

a trucker got his truck stuck inder neath an over pass and a cop pulled over and asked him, "did you get your truck stuck?" the trucker replied, "no, i was haulin this over pass and i ran out of gas...here's your sign"

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neologism

n. New semen. From the Latin "neo" meaning new and from the American "gism" meaning stuff that pumps from a man's cock at orgasm.

"People who try to come up with neologisms to satisfy their egos are covered in neologism."

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exanple

The ghetto word for example. Spelt with a N instead of a M.

Yo this is an exanple!

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pretty titty

identifying a girl who isn't hot, but has large breasts

Yo check out that girl, shes pretty titty

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Chillicothe

1. A small town in central Illinois, near Peoria. It Consists of great establishments such as: The Short Loin, Shore Acres Park, The Chilli Bowl, Blarney Castle, a classic Pizza Hut and a gas station I used to steal from when I was a kid.
2. The best place in America to get some McDonalds and feed french fries to birds next to the Illinois river.
3. A good place to drive to when you are bored and want to see where the legend was brought up.
4. A great area to live in in the '80's and play 8-Bit.

Jake BO: Hey B, why is that geek JC always so obsessed with talking about Chillicothe.

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