haulin

Haulin' is when you see way too many pickup trucks or other street cars towing random shit around town. The towed goods range from lawn mowers to clans of banditos, refrigerators to molded crapped on sofas, trash bags full of dirty diapers, to just straight up more haulin' gear (trucks and trailers). In places like Texas haulin' is a 24/7/365 affair. Just look around and you'll see somebody haulin' something

Hey....do you see all of this haulin' on I75 today?? Damn, these fools look like they are trying to recreate a modern day TV film set of Sanford & Son Meets Home Improvement! Ay ay ay! Somebody gimme a cerveza and one of those fancy cigarillos

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haulin ass

v. to go really fast; to take off in a quick hurry: as fast as your ass can go

You had better be haulin ass to get over there in time.

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haulin cube

When you're moving boxes but are insecure about how cool you are and had to come up with a term to make it sound cooler.

Jim: "We're haulin' cube"
Dwight: "Haulin cube!!"
Jim: "We're moving boxes we just needed a way for it to sound cooler."

Haulin Oats

Hauling Oats is simply a saying used when you are running really fast, or when your owning some one at a video game or when your just fuckin shit up.

A-Champ was Haulin Oats last night!

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Haulin' Oats

a clever name for an oatmeal delivering service; it is a reference to the late 70's to early mid-80's American pop music duo Hall & Oates

first suggested by Zack Galifianakis on Jimmy Kimmel Live

Person 1: Wow! How did your oats get here so fast!

Person 2: Haulin' Oats has a great delivery service and a very clever name!

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Haulin the mail

"hauling the mail"... a phrase used to define a vehicle, human, or other object moving at an incredable rate. (faster then the object would typically move)

The first time i heard this i was in minnesota watching a riding lawn mower do a wheelie down a side road then take off down mainstreet. the rider recieved a ticket for speeding. The thought behind this phrase is simple.. mail men get you you're mail usually overnite... from places all over the country, not much is faster then that. hence "hauling the mail"

while watching a barstool race.
Man1: a barstool with a 5hp motor on it? This is crazy!
Man2: yeah these things are awesome.
Man1: did you see how fast they were going?
Man2: yeah man, they were "haulin the mail!"

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cooter haulin'

The process whereby a woman uses her vagina to transport items (usually contraband). A female-only alternative to the prison wallet.

Mary: Hey Bob, here's that pot vape pen you wanted.
Bob: Thanks! But how did you get it past customs?
Mary: I did a bit of cooter haulin'.
Bob: (as he gingerly sets the pen down) Ummm, thanks?