atheist

Individuals who feel they are too intelligent to accept the concept of God.

"Hello darling, I am an atheist"

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Chillicothe

1. A small town in central Illinois, near Peoria. It Consists of great establishments such as: The Short Loin, Shore Acres Park, The Chilli Bowl, Blarney Castle, a classic Pizza Hut and a gas station I used to steal from when I was a kid.
2. The best place in America to get some McDonalds and feed french fries to birds next to the Illinois river.
3. A good place to drive to when you are bored and want to see where the legend was brought up.
4. A great area to live in in the '80's and play 8-Bit.

Jake BO: Hey B, why is that geek JC always so obsessed with talking about Chillicothe.

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heres your sign

brought to us by bill engvall. people should where a sign sying that they are stupid so you wouldnt rely on them.

a trucker got his truck stuck inder neath an over pass and a cop pulled over and asked him, "did you get your truck stuck?" the trucker replied, "no, i was haulin this over pass and i ran out of gas...here's your sign"

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neologism

n. New semen. From the Latin "neo" meaning new and from the American "gism" meaning stuff that pumps from a man's cock at orgasm.

"People who try to come up with neologisms to satisfy their egos are covered in neologism."

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pretty titty

identifying a girl who isn't hot, but has large breasts

Yo check out that girl, shes pretty titty

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exanple

The ghetto word for example. Spelt with a N instead of a M.

Yo this is an exanple!

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Pop It Off

To throw something at someone without them noticing, and trying to hit them where it is embarrassing. For exanple, the face.

Let's go pop it off on these fools.

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