Merked

When a merman or merwoman(mermaid to the lame person) is seen without his or her clam-bra or clam-hammock and they let their half human/half fishy sea junk just flop around as freely as the the day they were hatched.

A slang term derived from the word Naked. But for fish people.

Sumdu: Yo, alonzo, did you see that mermaid's titties be flopping around ever so ViVaciously

Alonzo: You breast believe it. That bitch was straight Merked. You know when a mermaid is like butt naked.

Sumdu: Yo, i ain't never heard that term before, but I am willing to allow it's use solely for the purpose of this joke, as I too am a humorous individual and I know, dat was like dis wet dream I had once.

Alonzo: Ah HAAaa! Speak truth playa, speak truth.

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Credebt

The type of debt that cripples your testicles. Like riding on a roller coaster made of money that explodes your finances at 24% APR.

Lonzo: Yo' my nigga, how you plannin on financin' dis new tv?
Sumdu: I'm on a $5/mo payment plan at only 37% interest!. I'm only going to be having to pay $3,000 for a $150 TV!
Lonzo: You in Credebt my Du!

Shartify

When you have certified that your underwear has in fact been sharted on.

Winslow: Oh man, I think I just sharted in my pants!
Joe: Dude, you need to shartify your underwear.

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