ball sack

what zach thomas loves to suck and hum on.

My ball sack feels so good now that it is in zachs mouth again.

comp shui

The art of positioning the windows on your computer screen in a pleasing manner

Man, your screen looks horribly cluttered! You could use some comp shui lessons.

Bagpiping

Armpit fucking

Joe bagpiped a french woman and had armpit hair stuck to his penis.

dilf

Dad I'd like to fuck

Check out that milf and dilf over there by the pool.

Cuntmobile

A vehicle whose driver cares not about other road users or the environment a.k.a. a Range Rover

He drove his cuntmobile to Barnard castle to get an eye test