snap

the act of beating someones ass

im about to snap your ass

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barmitzfa

Used to describe a "cheap" person or situation.

Joe: "Mike went up to the bar to buy a round and didnt get any drinks for us"

Guy: "Thats some barmitzfa ass shit"

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Blueberry Muffin

A girl who gained 10-15 lbs in college but still wears the same clothes she did in high school. For an explanation, look at the part of the muffin that flops over the wrapper.

Joe: Did you see Jen in that half-shirt halter top?

Dan: Yea...She's leaking all over

Joe: Like Blueberry muffin...

Dan: hahahaha!

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FreeBSD

Fuckin better than Linux, doesnt complain about deps so much, and actually has support for xmbmon.

FreeBSD is so much fuckin better than Linux, you jackass!

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dizzle

doubt

"Yeah, no dizzle."

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pixelarmy

Group of men with penises the size of one 1 pixel.

The Pixelarmy gathered to have gay sex.

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cover

A hat or any other variety of thing that may be place atop ones head in order to shield it from the elements.

Oh shit, I forogt my cover. My fucking head is going to freeze because it's so freaking cold.

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