burnt bacon

What you get when you put a slice of bacon in the microwave for 24 hours straight.

I wanted some bacon, so i put that shit in the microwave for 24 hours. Any ya know what? when i came back it was burnt bacon. Fuck.

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fine young lady

A young lady that is extremely sexy and attractive or, in other words, fine as hell.

Lindsay Lohan is one fine young lady

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