true friend

A nickname for anyone you (or a friend) have titty fucked. You then refer to the individual as "T. F." and if she's like "What does that mean?" be like, "Ah, it means True Friend. You're a True Friend." Then she'll be all like "awww that's sweet," and let you titty fuck her again.

"Man, Angie is a True Friend."
"Are you serious? She's got like EEs! Way to go bro!"

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costasize

The watering-down of sports broadcasts with human interest crap. Named for Bob Costas, the NBC sportscaster who has singlehandedly reduced the sports content of US Olympic broadcasts by 50%.

I wanted to watch some downhill skiing, but they Costasized the whole thing and only showed two skiers.

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