dick broom

A mustache.

The faggot swept off the cock he sucked with his dick broom.

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pavy

sumone i have never met and sumone who lives many many many miles away...but also even more sumone i can call as my own wifey and my equal and sumone i will luv and cherish alwyz n 4 evr, sumone tat can cheer me up by jus talking to me...someone that can be there wen i need a holdin hand....and most of all....someone that will always be there for me wen i think no one else will =)....

I luv my sundari penne!

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chalk up

high on cocaine

I got a line yesterday so i think i'm just gonna go home and chalk up

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Bangalific

sexy hot momma

damn, that milf is bangalific

Duckie

Any form of Asian. From this forms a game. If you locate an Asian and exclaim "duckie!" you are allowed to punch a friend of your choice.

Hey, check it out! Duckie, duckie! *punch punch*

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stache

A person who is genetically predispositioned to have upper lip hair. Usually accompanied by aviator sunglasses, police issue gloves and a pedophilia like stare down.

My friend Phil Stache has a stache because he is a stache.

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pr0n

A reference to pornographic material made by nerds on the internet.

d00d, d035 j00 h4v3 pr0n und3r y0ur b3d?

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