Nosecheese

An emulsified mixture of grease, skin flakes, black head juice and white head puss hiding in the crevasses of your eye glasses, that without proper debreeding by a reluctant optician would eventually render the glasses FUCKED.

Suzi and Alex reluctantly stomped into the back room to debreed the fat fuck's nosecheese from his glasses.

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Helicockter

A man grabs onto a ceiling fan as the female stands below and gives him fellatio until complete erection. The man then turns on the fan and begins to rotate, while erect, striking the female in the face upon each revolution.

"So how was your date?"
"Pretty good. . . he gave me a Helicockter."

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