muff grunt

otherwise known as a queef

muff grunt: an adolescent boy describing a vaginal fart to another adolescent boy

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chikan

An edible mammal that can be eaten alive and still be nutritious and tasty. It's taste is indescribable and delicious. It tastes better than bagpipes and is its shape and anatomy resemble that of a mix between a Rooster and Martha Stewart.

"I ate a Chikan and then shortly after I turned into last years chess competition champion"

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Moma Chi Zebra

1) An Italian sugar company that produces the finest sugar in Eurasia. All othr sugars are lame, it puts them all to shame! It's delicious.
2) a Noun, Proper Noun, Verb, Adjective or Adverb that just..means nothing in general.

1) I made these cookies with Moma Chi Zebra!
2) Moma Chi Zebra HAS YOU!

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wee little rabbi

A small rabbi about parrot size that sits on your should and brings bad luck to you.

Damn it, there's a wee little rabbi on my shoulder. I must have a synagogue in my back yard.

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gigglewater

Alcohol hidden in Kool Aid So you can sneak it past security.

Harry snuck the Gigglewater intro the theater.

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Peasant's Quest

You are Rather Dashing, a peasant who returns from vacation to find his thatch roofed cottage...BURNINATED! You swear revenge on an epic journey to vanquish the Burninator Once and for all! From the company that made that game Trogdor, and that game Rabbit Algebra, comes a graphical text adventure of rather large preportions.

>throw baby
> get berries

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shame dance

A shame dance is invoked when an action of shame has ocured. This could be saying, doing, or feinting something johio style dumb. You then make your way to a corner, put your head down in shame, and shuffle around a bit, IN SHAME!

Fremo did something dumb and was forced to do a shame dance.

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