Gareth Keenan

A character from BBC's The Office played brilliantly by Mackenzie Crook who always gets the piss taken out of him (even though he probably always deserves it) by office-mate Tim Canterbury.
Used to be in the Territorial Army, and now works at Wernham-Hogg paper company in Slough where he is Assistant Regional Manager... erm, excuse me, Assistant TO the Regional Manager.

Remember when Tim put Gareth's stapler in jello in episode 1?

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shame

1. Being a Packer fan
2. Lying about what really happened
3. Punching walls cause "I'M DRUNK"

Bryan is the queen of shame.

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druncan

A friend who always looks stoned, while never did any drugs but only drinks and when he does drink he speech is less slurrrrreddd!

Druncan weeennnttt to the baaaaar to drink some beeer. but aftewards it is like Hi My Name is Druncan and i am now intoxicated.

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drift

An advanced driving technique used mainly for show in which the driver maintains oversteer through balance of throttle and steering inputs. there several ways to execute this manuver, from using the e-brake to send thet car into a controlled slide to using the cars own inertia to keep one moving foward in direction while power sliding.
also is a side effect of whatching Initial D.

"He is a tak wannabe, he screwed is drift and got himself wraped around a tree.

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nugget

a light hearted and universal put down

You are taking too long u stupd little nugget

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