college gold

quarters; so named because students often need quarters for laundry and vending machines.

"It's not that I'm too lazy to do laundry, it's just that I haven't got enough of that college gold."

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...or the terrorists win

A horrible lie spread by the Bush Administration to further their agenda.

"We have to stay in Iraq for another 15 years ...or the terrorists win."
"We have to keep marriage between a man and a woman ...or the terrorists win."

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internymph

Someone who can't get enough of cybersex. A portmanteau of the words internet and nymphomaniac.

Tom: My girlfriend lives far away, but she's insatiable. Every night she demands at least an hour of cyber sex
Dick: Damn, nigga!
Harry: What an internymph!

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yarblockos

The Nadsat word for testicles.

"Yarbles! Great bolshy yarblockos to you!"

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Maunt

Half man, half aunt, was given an extra male chromosome or two at birth and has a mustache and/or massive sideburns as a result. Does not have to refer to an aunt, but it almost always refers to a family member.

"What does uncle Joe's new wife look like?"
"You haven't seen her? She's got a huge mustache. A total maunt, but don't tell him I said that."

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whenever's cheddar

at whatever such time is deemed suitable for all parties involved.

"Hey, Marky, when are we hitting up the bars?"
"Whenever's cheddar, my dude."

potaganda

Any advertisements used to sway public opinion against marijuana, a non-lethal, non-addictive, soft drug. Usually seen in the same commercial breaks as ads for beverages containing alcohol, a hard drug which often leads to addiction, broken families, fatalities, liver disease and fetal alcohol syndrome.

(TV ad #1)
If you smoke pot, even once, you will:
* die
* lose friends
* become addicted
* suffer from poor grades
* shoot your friend

(TV ad #2)
If you drink our beer, even once, you will:
* get laid
* look cool
* have a fantastic time
* be the life of the party
* make friends

Annoyed stoner: Hey! That's potaganda!

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