barstool protocol

the type of discussion that usually takes place at a bar, when individuals argue over the use of the exact words each other has spoken rather than the concepts intended. often making small grammatical errors and the combination of alcohol a violent combination.

John: man, i totally just shat a brick!
Ben: thats literally not possible unless you ate bricks...
John: i mean, it was as hard as a rock and enormous
Ben: ok, well thats different, it certainly wasn't a brick though... look when your at the bar, you gotta understand that barstool protocol is 100% in effect...

Kamerosism

A phrase so bright and yet so sexy, simultaneously, that when heard by a human being, said human being is render blind for a period of time (varies)

I couldn't drive for a large portion of last night, I heard a Kamerosism that took me off my tree!

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