Poovoidance

Avoiding a mind numbing task or person by escaping to the toilet for an extended poo session.

"I used a little bit of poovoidance to get out of the workplace safety training."

dirty poison dart frog

when you ejaculate in a woman's vagina slurp it back out and then spit it in her face

dude she was being such a bitch during sex last night, that i decided to give her a dirty poison dart frog

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eyesturbation

1. The behaviour of rubbing your eyes and it just feeling so damn good you can't stop until you start seeing colours

What's eyesturbation?

Oh it's like when you rub your eyes like you rub your genitals, both feel good, but only one should be done in public

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Gambrinous

To be content and happy due to a stomach full of beer

i am perfectly gambrinous tonight, thank you beer!

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