buttsick

Complaining; fretful; cranky. Having or revealing feelings of whininess, irritability, disappointment, or arrogance. Attitude of dissatisfaction or sickness, commonly attributed to over-consumption of alcohol.

Why are you so buttsick?

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dick-banging

Loud attempts, often futile, of asserting one's dominant role or position within a particular sphere. Believing or suggesting, without merit, that you are the most important, powerful, or influential individual within a group.

Everyone knows my boss is a worthless asshole, so his constant dick-banging in meetings just feel sad.

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meat knobs

Nipples. Specifically, nipples – male or female – which protrude significantly from the chest or breast. Nipples visible through clothing.

Wow. Did you get a look at Gar's meat knobs? Maybe he was cold or something.

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