blog-arrhea

An ailment afflicting bloggers. Excessive and frequent evacuation of blog postings, runny ones with little substance, usually indicating emotional distress or disorder.

Her blog used to be so dependable and regular, I set my watch by it. But lately, she clearly has a case of blog-arrhea!

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hotbox

1. A person (always a female) that shows no symptoms of a disease but harbors the infectious agent of that disease and is capable of transmitting it to others during sexual contact.

2. A baseball-like game played by children with two or more bases. Also known as pickle.

Guy 1: Dude, why are you bent over and limping.
Guy 2: I had a run in with a hotbox.
Guy 1: Hotbox? I haven't played that in years!
Guy 2: I was referring to a your sister.

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e-ffectionate

Having or showing fond feelings or affection; loving and tender. BUT, all done over email, IM, text messages, and phone!

Dude, she and I screwed off all day on email. My boss would be pissed but it was so e-ffectionate!

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