Hermiston

Small town in Oregon with nothing. Home of the Bull Dogs, and a bunch of mexicans.
Known for the Umitilla county fair, and their large production of watermelons.
This town is good for nothing except Slurpees and boys who cheat on their girlfriends.
Pendleton is the rival of Hermiston, and P-town is better in every way.

Where are you from?
Hermiston, Oregon.
Oh wow, that sucks.

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