Thumb Cum

The art of spilling one's sexual mustard onto his thumb after a session of masturbation.

I ran out of tissues after I had a wank lastnight, I couldn't wipe off my thumb cum!!

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Tropperwaffle

1. A status of extreme success, the 2nd highest rank of a man among men, placed only below the status of Chuck Norris.

2. Unlimited points added to the team's score in any competitive activity. Gaining a tropperwaffle will result in an instant end to the game and the team with Tropperwaffle will be announced as winners, with no consequences.

1. Guy 1: 'Did you see Chuck Norris kill that bear with his own two hands?!' Guy 2: 'Yeah, I heard the bear had Tropperwaffle though, he put up a good fight.'

2. Commentator: 'Harry Potter just caught the snitch, he gains tropperwaffle and GRYFFINDOR WINS!!'