retch-a-sketch

When you make something so vile on an etch-a-sketch, you throw up.

"My drawing was so bad, dude. It was a total retch-a-sketch."

Jermany

referring to the country that is comprised of many Jerma.

I'm taking a trip to Jermany, I can't wait to hit that yoinky-sploinky with all of the Jerma.