Textual Chocolate

Phone sex using only text messages.

I was super horny but Lindsay was in class. So I had her give me a little textual chocolate...

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Precycle

Declining the use of a recyclable item (like a shopping bag) in lieu of an obvious alternative.

The checker asked if me if I wanted paper or plastic but since I was buying a six-pack with a handle, I told him I'd rather precycle.

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