Ben Cousins

To smash heaps of meth over a three day weekend after a professional game of Aussie Rules Football...

Deano did a bit of a Ben Cousins after the North Melbourne match last weekend.

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Pink Lizzy

An Australian five dollar note. Named as such because it's pink and features a portrait of the Queen Elizabeth.

Customer: Excuse me, how much is this Yeezy limited edition tee?
Attendant: That'll be ninety dollars and pink lizzy thanks.
Customer: Excuse me?

Attendant: Ah, that's ninety five dollars.