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beer queen

the person who is deemed worthy to be bought beer, as she is so pretty, though this judgement may be questioned in the morning

you are my beer queen, I shall seek and find beer for you, i shall serve you and worship at your lady alter, oh queen

by jaffaw July 19, 2009

8πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Gays the Word

a gay version of the grease song

We start believing now that we can be what we are

Gays the word, the word

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


body drying

a way to dry clothes, by wearing them

you're clothes are still wet...
I know, I'm body drying them

by jaffaw October 21, 2009

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Fellowatio

when a gentleman gives you a blow

for he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow, why doesn't he get on his hands and knees and give me jolly good fellowatio.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


requext

when you ask for something by text or sms,

he didn't even have the guts to call me, he just sent me a requext

by jaffaw July 19, 2009

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


slum dogging

going dogging in a really rough part of town

did you hear jeff went slum dogging last night,

where
by a service station in the upper west side,

oh skanky

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

8πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Cuntextualise

when you everything you write about is cunt related

I like your story, hell I like your idea but if you don't cuntextualise it, then Palyboy aren't buying it and I ain't reading it.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž