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beer song

song inspired by or about beer

merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream,

belts off trousers down isn't life a scream
beer song i want a beer bong, don't be long, mon chere

by jaffaw July 19, 2009


Iphone Parent

a parent who uses the Iphone to help with all parenting activities, such as answering questions, finding the nearest toilet, baby change, child friendly restaurant,

can also indicate a new form of middle class parent

What are you checking on now.

Tommy has just asked if we can go to the park and I want to check the crime rates and when it is open before we go.

wow iphone parent or what!!

by jaffaw February 12, 2010


Iparent

a parent who uses a lot of apple products, in particular the iphone

What are you checking on now.

Tommy has just asked if we can go to the park and I want to check the crime rates and when it is open before we go.

wow iparent or what!!

by jaffaw February 12, 2010


Cashesh

Cash for spending on hash

let's go and get some hash, cool, do you have any cashesh?

by jaffaw July 16, 2009


Sexual feeling

when something or someone feels sexy,

wooooaaw, i've got that sexual feeling,

literally when you have a hold of a vital piece of anatomy, you have a sexual feeling

by jaffaw July 14, 2009


Sitting Chaperone

intentionally or unintentionally sitting between a couple or people who are looking to make a play for each other.

I got to the restaurant and just down at the first seat, i didn't realise that Geoff was going to sit there and I ended up sitting chaperone all night with Geoff giving me the evil eye all night.

by jaffaw January 10, 2010


Hippie Smut

porn that is set in the 60s showing free loving in detail

I was watching an old vintage porn film. I was I was born in the 60s, there was some Hippie smut going on.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009