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it is rare person who does so, but some people take a note of how many times they wank
Shit, my parents are coming and I haven't taken down my wank chart.
a way to dry clothes, by wearing them
you're clothes are still wet...
I know, I'm body drying them
when you ask for something by text or sms,
he didn't even have the guts to call me, he just sent me a requext
When having a cunt close by is a treat,
A girlfriend can give you her cunt as a treat
It was my birthday last week, my g/f gave me a cuntreat.
Someone who is famous but is rubbish or you have a low opinion of them or how they became famous
that dude is such a celebshitty, how did they get famous anyway?
the mode you go into in order to get the object of your affections, occassionally requires lying
you went on his motorbike, but you hate motorbikes.
I know.
are you in courting capture mode?
might be
Playa, get that man
1. a wanking competition
2. tossing off
3. derogatory term
1. let's have a wankoff
2. can you give me a wankoff
3. you're just a wankoff