Courting capture mode

the mode you go into in order to get the object of your affections, occassionally requires lying

you went on his motorbike, but you hate motorbikes.
I know.

are you in courting capture mode?
might be
Playa, get that man

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Wankoff

1. a wanking competition
2. tossing off
3. derogatory term

1. let's have a wankoff
2. can you give me a wankoff
3. you're just a wankoff

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Queer as fuck

more queer than most folk, possibly the queerest person in the room at any one point

You're so queer, you're so here, you're so queer as fuck.

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more bang for your bucks

describes something better for the same price

if you get a ... you'll get more bang for your bucks

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wankless affair

meeting someone else where no wanking is involved or shared

I didn't cheat on you, it was a wankless affair

Donkey Jacket

A jacket that bin men used to wear, very heavy felt

My wife wanted a fur jacket so I got her a donkey jacket.

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transendental medication

medication that takes you to another place

Dude, I've been taking sleeping pills for the past week,

I have been having such awesome dreams.

transendental medication or what!

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