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when you don't come once but come again
i was shagging this girl yesterday and after I had sex, I wasn't done so she experience the 2nd coming.
12π 6π
1. A common name for a flasher who is someone who flashes their genitals to a stranger (generally in the street)
2. A form of exercise similar to star jumpes
1. Oh god, did you hear about Nicole getting flashed by a jumping jack?
He flashed her and ran off.
2. Have you done your jumping jacks yet?
6π 7π
When visiting generous relatives over christmas or any gift giving time such as a birthday; packing space in your luggage in expectation of receiving gifts for your return journey
Holly: Why are you leaving so much space in your bag, don't you want to pack some more clothes?
Tom: I'm packing space
Holly: What's that
Tom: I'm packing space for my gifts.
gosh, i've just had what feels like an acSHITdent, this is an emergingcy
8π 1π
You can talk all night to a girl, but it's guaranteed to be a wankless task
5π 1π
cheating on your partner by way of a paid partner
I'm paying away with a great tart
7π 3π
the name for a particular type of stash
A pirate might say
how much be in yar hashstash?