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batting a dry one

when you either have sex or a wank and nothing comes out

i had three wanks today and the last one i was batting a dry one, nothing came out

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Going down to China town

a famous quote from the China town film, also refers to the extent to which you are going to take them down a peg or two, generally assuming that chinatown is far away.

You're in so much trouble,

yeah so
you're going down,

i've been down before
i'm taking going down to china town
oh

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

37πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


blethering

a scots phrase to indicate talking a lot of bollocks

ah you, you're just blethering

by jaffaw July 21, 2009

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Google Newspaper

when you only use google to get your news

What paper do you read?
Google newspaper, it's the world's newspaper on time. We live in google times.

by jaffaw February 12, 2010

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Hot strumpet

like a crumpet but hotter and more slutty

she's a real hot strumpet

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Shell cocked

When you are surprised by the size; small or large of someone's penis

He got his cock out, it was huge, I was completely shell cocked

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


shitting down

the act of sitting down to take a jobby

i'm shitting down, i'll be out in a minute

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

6πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž