thatveganteacher

a vegan donut that god accidentally made

person1:thatveganteacher IS AMAZING
person2:WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE TORTURES HER DOG
person1:oh yeah*pulls out phone and calls someone* hello? is this the insane asylum?

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bella the vegan dog

the goodest girl in the history of existence itself

1:BELLA THE VEGAN DOG IS BLESSED!!!
2:NO SHE IS BEING TORTURED BY THE VEGAN TEACHER
1:oh yes
1:you know what? im gonna talk with her!*loads 12 gauge shotgun*
2:*picks up chainsaw*and ill go with you!
3:GENTLEMEN!I HEARD YOUR CONVERSATION!*opens garage with an m1 abrams tank inside it* may i join?