seizure salad

The effects of getting really stoned and tripping out hard. Usually followed by making lots of food and watching ridiculous television.

Brad and I got so seizure salad last night and watched Intervention.

stained

Refers to being completely hammered. Generally someone is stained if they deny being drunk at all but are completely gassed. Derived from shit-stained.

Dave, exams are done,you wanna get stained?