Jakob

The definision of a gaybo. He is rare because his parents decided to spell his name rlly weird. Jakobs usually are extremely dumb but manage to pull it off. Jakobs are also prone to getting aids. BUTTT jakobs are also rlly cool people and are kinda nice, but sometimes they call u gay and u gotta deal with it. Do yourslef a favour and dont be a Jakob. JAKOBS ALSO LOVE TO RAPE so be carefull when approaching as they may be tempted to stick it in ya. Just state the following if this does occur - NO MEANS NO - the jakob will then get startled but rape u anyway cause he a dog, BARK.

Chick - I SAID NO JAKOB
Jakob - JUST BECAUSE I HAVE AIDS DONT MEAN YOULL GET IT, MAMA AINT RAISE NO BITCH

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