Dipping the bag

one step further than balls deep. To insert your penis fully into a vagina to the point where you are also able to insert you testicles.

Not to be confused with Bopping the bag.

I heard he was dipping the bag with Sonia last night.

Beard-angst

The emotion experienced at the tipping point between not shaving and growing a beard. This angst is most commonly bought on by the dread of knowing that the time spent maintaining said beard will eventually exceed the time commonly spent shaving. Beard-angst is often exacerbated by 'Beard Envy'.

"Man I can feel the Beard-angst coming on"!
"Mate, stop being a Beardo".